diff --git a/README.md b/README.md
index 9eb99907..085f3a25 100644
--- a/README.md
+++ b/README.md
@@ -1,5 +1,7 @@
 # Biohazard - JJ's Homelab Monorepo
 
+**<ins>Glorifying jank that works.</ins>**
+
 Powered by Flux, Kubernetes, Cilium, Talos, and jank. Amongst others.
 
 <!--![Biohazard - CPU](https://img.shields.io/endpoint?url=https%3A%2F%2Fbiohazard-metrics.jjgadgets.tech%2Fquery%3Fformat%3Dendpoint%26metric%3Dcluster_cpu_usage&style=flat&label=Biohazard%20-%20CPU)
@@ -25,7 +27,8 @@ Powered by Flux, Kubernetes, Cilium, Talos, and jank. Amongst others.
 ![Biohazard - Pods Unhealthy](https://biohazard-metrics.jjgadgets.tech/cluster_pods_unhealthy?format=badge)
 ![Biohazard - Active Alerts](https://biohazard-metrics.jjgadgets.tech/prometheus_active_alerts?format=badge)
 ![Biohazard - Cilium Endpoints Unhealthy](https://biohazard-metrics.jjgadgets.tech/cilium_endpoints_unhealthy?format=badge)
-![Biohazard - Cilium BPF Map Pressure](https://biohazard-metrics.jjgadgets.tech/cilium_bpf_map_pressure?format=badge)
+![Biohazard - Cilium BPF Map Pressure](https://biohazard-metrics.jjgadgets.tech/cilium_bpf_map_pressure?format=badge)<br><br>
+![Darkhawk - Battery](https://biohazard-metrics.jjgadgets.tech/darkhawk_battery_percent?format=badge)
 
 </div>
 
diff --git a/kube/deploy/apps/home-assistant/app/hr.yaml b/kube/deploy/apps/home-assistant/app/hr.yaml
index e37ed1f4..e9413b01 100644
--- a/kube/deploy/apps/home-assistant/app/hr.yaml
+++ b/kube/deploy/apps/home-assistant/app/hr.yaml
@@ -30,6 +30,7 @@ spec:
             egress.home.arpa/r2: allow
             egress.home.arpa/pypi: allow # entrypoint does a `uv pip install uv` in the venv
             db.home.arpa/emqx: emqx
+            prom.home.arpa/kps: allow
             dns.home.arpa/l7: "true"
           annotations:
             k8s.v1.cni.cncf.io/networks: |
diff --git a/kube/deploy/apps/kromgo/app/config/config.yaml b/kube/deploy/apps/kromgo/app/config/config.yaml
index 3a5f4a6c..9ceaefbb 100644
--- a/kube/deploy/apps/kromgo/app/config/config.yaml
+++ b/kube/deploy/apps/kromgo/app/config/config.yaml
@@ -118,6 +118,14 @@ metrics:
       - { color: "red", min: 70, max: 99999 }
 
   # Personal devices
+  - name: darkhawk_battery_percent
+    query: round(homeassistant_sensor_battery_percent{entity="*darkhawk*"}, 0.01)
+    suffix: "%"
+    colors:
+      - { color: "red", min: 0, max: 20 }
+      - { color: "orange", min: 20.01, max: 49.99 }
+      - { color: "green", min: 50, max: 99999 }
+
   - name: blackhawk_battery_percent
     query: round(node_power_supply_capacity{instance="blackhawk.*"}, 0.01)
     suffix: "%"